Looking for CNA Meredith @ Los Altos Sub-Acute and Rehab in Los Altos CA 94024 or any Hot Stanford Girl

I'm short, ugly, scarred, undesirable, boring and poor. Conservative. Christian. I don't drink, smoke or do drugs. I am however an excessive drinker of chilled, not stirred, Mexican Coca-Cola and No Pulp Orange Juice, my favorite drinks. I do enjoy spicy South Asian food, pasta and pizza, particularly the pizza at SHC 500 Pasteur that was served to me at my hospital bed and my Mother's.

After my Mother was attacked and mugged, I returned from overseas to be her protector and caregiver. While escorting my Mother to one of her Stanford Hospital appointments, I fell at Stanford and over the course of several months, I became paralyzed. Then my situation became even more serious.

The great care team at Stanford hospital saved a...