$1575 Huge Room for Rent downtown Palo Alto

Potential roomie! The master bedroom in this 4 bed/2 bath house will be available starting May 1st, 2016. One of our roommates is moving out, and we're looking to replace her with someone who doesn't suck.

The very-walkable area:

• 5 minute walk to Whole Foods, Peets Coffee, restaurants, a cobbler (A cobbler? What is this feudal Italy? But seriously, I go there all the time; who knew cobblers are so useful?)
• a dry cleaner and a seamstress right around the corner, my dentist is a stone's throw away...
• 7 minute walk to University (main strip of downtown PA), Police Station (safety third!) and Philz (hipster coffee, but so good. I mean, I'm there right now. What does that say about me and my skinny jeans?)
• 10 minute walk to the Caltrain station, access to San Jose, San Francisco, and the greater Bay Area.
• 15 minute bike ride to any class at Stanford door to door (I can get to the main quad in 10)

The room:

• large room, like 20x20 with a huge window and its own entrance (the last two tenants converted the entrance to storage)
• private full bath with soaking tub and huge mirror

The House:

• hardwood floors throughout
• central heat
• fireplace
• A/C for livingroom/kitchen that I installed last year
• in unit washer & dryer (new)
• dishwasher (old and crappy)
• basement for storage
• backyard
• shed in back yard
• hot tub
• 120" projector silver screen mounted outside viewable from the hot tub (We do movie nights, sports nights, I just screened the live feed from Coachella last weekend...)
• 2x orange tree
• lemon tree
• fat lazy cat with tons of personality to hang out with when there are no hoomans (see pictur)

The Roommates:
me, male mid 30s grad student at Stanford, then two tech professionals: a mid 20s male and an early 30s female. We're all pretty damned good people who get along with pretty much anyone, but our roommate that is leaving us is amazing. We want someone who can come into the fold, not just be a tenant.

The Catch:
No kids, no undergrads... no one under 25, really. If you are, you better come with a compelling email!
No summer leases, or anyone looking for less than a year of housing.
No couples
The girl roommate says female preferred, but is she writing this ad? I don't think so! So, whatever. This dude abides dudes.
No new pets. The one cat alone is enough allergens, and he haaaaates dogs. I mean, he's blind and he usually doesn't know when one is in the room, but still.

EDIT: We're getting a lot of responses, so we need more efficient ways to judge you. Our female roommate wants your linkedin profile, which is reasonable and pragmatic, like her. I'm more of a abstract fatalist, so I require you to submit your spirit animal (patronus for you geeks) for review. Be advised: She is far more discerning.