A horde of demon birds has been spotted near the Oval (pictured). If they are not stopped, they may take over the rest of campus and all of civilization as we know it.
A single bird can easily crush ten of our finest. For the sake of humanity and the greater good, we need to rally as many fighters as we can to drive these beasts from the Oval.
Minimum five (5) years of slaying required.
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