Catholic convert: Condoms for sale (Crown 50pk) - $10

Some random guy downtown recently convinced me to convert to Catholicism (just in time for Easter!), so I no longer have any need for these condoms. I've learned that it is intrinsically wrong to prevent new human beings from coming into existence, so I'll be going bareback from now on (just don't tell my gf, lol). These are way better than the industrial-grade garden hoses that Vaden gives out.