Excellent temporary accommodation - Upscale condo in Sunnyvale

I will be traveling abroad during the Christmas holidays, and should temporarily bid farewell to my beautiful and spacious condo in Sunnyvale. I am excessively happy for the lucky person who will be renting this beautiful apartment. Why?

Because it is located in a nice complex - if you know how upscale the area is.
Because it comes with a number of amenities, e.g., swimming pool, hot tub, gym, etc.
Because it has in-unit washer and dryer,
Because my window opens to a golf course and fills the tenant(s) with joy every morning.
Because it is a 1B-1B apartment with a newly remodeled and chic bathroom.
Because it is fully furnished with a king size bed and a king size sofa, i.e,. it can host 4 people!
Because you will have the privilege of using my high-speed WiFi, my beloved PS4, video projector, etc.
Because you don't need to pay a penny for utilities.
Because you will pay only 70% of the actual rent I am currently paying (it is a luxurious place, after all...)

So yes, the actual rent + utilities + WiFi I am currently paying exceeds $3,000. However, this non-replicable offer is only $1,990 because I have to plan my trip as soon as possible and need to rent this place out. Please email me for more information, pictures, etc.