You've always dreamed to ride the fastest bike on campus, reaching classes on time, graduating with tons of As and get the cuttest girls on campus ? With this bike your dreams might come true.
Plus, I sell it only $120 (U-lock at the cutting edge of technology included).
Contact me to see it,
I live in Branner.
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