Hookup Academy

Welcome back to school everyone!

I made a post similar to this one last year and had several people who took me up on it; all were very glad that they did!

Basically, you should consider messaging me if you're somebody looking to up your hookup skills -- anywhere from first to fourth base, and even some tricks reserved for the outfield. My main thing is open communication while we hook up (including what works, what doesn't work, and some "expert mode" tricks), and setting up an environment where you (and I) will feel comfortable exploring and having fun.

I've been with people 18-30, and those ranging from 0 experience seeking something safe and discreet to those who are just trying to experiment/practice their skills on someone new. It sounds corny, but, to me, there's nothing more satisfying than seeing the change in confidence that comes when someone gets better at something they thought was so difficult and mysterious before.

As for me, I'm a second-year law student who is deeply respectful of boundaries and who firmly believes in positive consent and open communication. I'm completely STD-free (testing info available if you want it) and even shower daily. Crazy, I know. Also, people tell me I'm attractive, if that matters.

Lastly, I promise complete confidentiality. I take that pretty seriously, and hope you will too. These kinds of these can be dicey, and ultimately are pointless if we don't both feel safe about them.

Yours in hookupery,
Professor Peenus