Let me tell you about awful roommates-"PRIVATE LIVING ROOM"

Have you ever had a roommate leave a mattress in your living room for 6 months?

Have you ever had a roommate (or -mates) leave dishes piled high over your sink for a week?

What about someone who put the thermostat to 90 degrees for a week?

Or likes to play a game of Jenga with the trash can?

Someone who comes in drunk and yelling at 2am?

I've had all of those experiences. Seriously. All of them are real.

After living in 15 shared houses across 5 countries around the world, I feel like I have some experience -- and really happy to finally found a house where none of that is a problem. We have a clean and respectful culture and I actually spent a lot of my free time hanging out with my roommates. They're like my fam.

So, details about the house -- 7br/5ba house in San Mateo for 990, available December 8th

Wood floors throughout, carpeted bedrooms, natural lighting, 5 bathrooms

Come commiserate about your awful experiences with us, it's only funny once you've found a way out ;)

(P.S. If you do any of those things above... uhh, maybe we're not the right house for you)