Looking for awesome person to help roast animals in college terrace

in a house in college terrace lived six friendly humans, of varying dispositions, heights, shoe sizes, and jam preferences. however, what they shared in common was a deep love for cooking whole animals and throwing huge parties. six physics graduate students with a heartfelt appreciation of fine meat and company. sadly, one of our own is left for the plains of africa, hunting gazelle. that's why we need YOU to fill the role of awesome housemate. house is at a great location near campus, full of fantastic people, looking to make life in grad school even more awesome. best price in palo alto at 630/month.