I'm a North Korean grad student who needs a girl to marry and to take home. I return to my beautiful home in North Korea next month, so serious replies only!
Here are my stats:
I am very handsome. I look very similar to Kim Jong-il (Dear Leader), but I am not as fit and skinny as he is, and I am not quite as tall as he.
I am very wealthy. My apartment in North Korea has a toilet which is fully operational at all times, and which has never suffered from any malfunctions, except for one time when I relieved myself after a great meal of a huge burrito. The toilet was unable to cope with this enormous challenge.
What I want from you:
You must not have any mental retardation in your family's history.
You must be highly skilled in the arts and in singing.
Please, serious inquiries only! Make sure that you are of the utmost quality. I am a very busy man and I do not wish to answer emails from thousands of girls who do not meet my standards.
Please do not message this poster about other commercial services.
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