I'm going to be real: I've dated all sorts of girls. Big, small, black, white, quiet, loud, spunky, straightlaced, athletic, couch-potato, manic, depressive, depressive again, brunette, blonde...
...but of all of those, the one that consistently makes me the happiest to be with is redhead. It's idiotic to play off a stereotype like that, but honest to God it's true every single time. They kiss better, they talk better, they even fuck better. They have more opinions and they won't put up with my bullshit (which, as you probably can tell, there's quite a bit of).
And it's been a while since I've had one to hang out with. So if you fit the bill and wouldn't mind meeting up with an Internet stranger for coffee or a beer, hit me up.
PS Fake redheads still count
PPS Gingers to the front of the line tho
PPPS If you are Carrot Top please go
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