Sexcapade across campus

I'm looking for girl who wants to check "having sex on campus" off her bucket list.

Let's go at it hard core in the the stacks of the library and pound some books off the shelves. Followed by having loud, ass-slapping sex in an empty class room after hours. Then end it with a hot screw-session in Oval Park at night. I'm willing to add in any extra fantasy or role playing you desire; just name it. E.g. tied up and screwed in a classroom? Sure, no problem.

All responses will be considered. Looks are not too important. I'm mainly interested in playing out the fantasy as a discrete, nsa sex-capade. Stanford emails only.