Six Yellow M&Ms and a no-strings relationship

I can offer you either or both.

I'm 24, pretty handsome, pretty chill. They tell me I'm fun to be around and I have a weird knack for trivia. If you have an interest, chances are that I know some obscure fact about it. If you don't have an interest, I'd suggest looking for one before replying to this message.
I'm looking for someone else who's pretty cute, pretty chill and pretty fun to be around for occasional kissing, cuddling and fucked-up mind-blowing sex. This sex will always be no-strings, and will always be great. There will be no drama and no premature ejaculation. Those are pretty much the only rules.

Or you could just eat these six M&Ms I have left and never call me again.