Will bake you delicious cake to store stuff in your garage!

Hello,

We are two broke undergrads looking to store a small amount of our stuff for 30 days while we go back home! We will drive it over, and store it neatly wherever you have space. We can drive over whenever you want, and will be in and out in 15 minutes. In exchange, you will receive:

1 (one) delicious, delicious freshly baked cake.
1% of net worth after $10 million of 1 (one) student. (estimated value: $150,000)
1/2 (half) bottle of 'Pinnacle' Vodka